dulect:

if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

perks-of-being-chinese:

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

 

xast:

hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account

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claydols:

hello 911? somebody reblogged my post on tumblr.com and said “i cant breathe”. i think i killed someone. i would like to turn myself in


[HQS] 5 Seconds of Summer Visit “The Elvis Duran Z100 

[HQS] 5 Seconds of Summer Visit “The Elvis Duran Z100 

[HQS] 5 Seconds of Summer Visit “The Elvis Duran Z100 

[HQS] 5 Seconds of Summer Visit “The Elvis Duran Z100 

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

mokou:

if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal

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