if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account
hello 911? somebody reblogged my post on tumblr.com and said “i cant breathe”. i think i killed someone. i would like to turn myself in
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism